For those of you who visit my Tumblr
who-started-this-fuckery: for those who send me messages and lastly for those who reblog my pictures
kitty-kwon: why didn’t anyone warn me about kpop why didn’t you warn me being a part of a fandom is a trap why didn’t someone tell me it’s too late now what do i do help i-
Learning From K-Pop
hithereitsjojo: how to eat properly how to make friends how to dance in public how to get an A in gym class how to apply makeup how to flirt subtly
I want to be a security guard at Incheon Airport.
Me: Excuse me, sir, step aside please. You did not pass the full body scan, I'm going to have to pat you down.
Bias: Uh, but I don't ev---
Me: Nope, that's just how it goes, sir.
Bias: Wait but--
Me: Sorry, rules are rules.
-Ten Minutes Later-
Me: ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼) ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼) ＼(ﾟｰﾟ＼) ..... (ﾉ･ω･)ﾉ
Bias: Uh, I think you can sto---
Me: JUST LET ME DO MY JOB.
the-absolute-funniest-posts: me all school year: omg when is summer me on the first day of summer: ok what now Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
period: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
period: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
period: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
period: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
period: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
period: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
period: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
period: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
period: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
period: Yell at a puppy.
period: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.
me: i haven't taken a photo of me in awhile
me: oh thats why
walmartfashionista: if you think i’m always online, it’s because i am
9pm: "I'm going to bed now."
10pm: "I'm going to bed now."
11pm: "I'm going to bed now."
12am: "I'm going to bed now."
1am: "I'm going to bed now."
2am: "I'm going to bed now."
one day im going to be too lazy to breathe and just die